nonomeabbi: Hmmm, so... he's bi(??)... will he... stay away from.. relationship by any chance? -3-? Look idk I'm bored

Pocodile: Well Bi means he will be in a relationship with a man or a woman, if he wasn't interested in general he would be Asexual tbh he won't go out of his way to be like "BITCH IMMA DATE YOU BECAUSE IM A LONELY FUCK" but he "Would'nt mind" being in a relationship persay.

Haugkall: If he would be to have a relationship with another man, what would that entail exactly?

nonomeabbi: That would a gay bisexual XD
But okayyyyy Imma just like.... Oh OH OH yep I know wtf I'm doing maybe

Pocodile: ok lol hopefully i see you soon its getting lonely, ive not been seeing everyone lately so hopefully you make it on today

nonomeabbi: I go to the library after school everyday. Plus I've brought my laptop and my pen tablet so I should be able to actually draw

Pocodile: sweet, well i'll have my room open so just hang theeere if im afk or smth ill likely be back

Haugkall: He doesn't look like a gay bisexual to me, he would never do such a thing. Definitely a straight man.

Pocodile: Well I'm not gonna lie, he is more into women than anything.

Haugkall: Good thing that, it would be a shame to see such a juicy piece of meat go to waste.

Pocodile: pft

Pocodile: Tbh agreed

nonomeabbi: Jowhdwhsih OmfG lol I just thought of; if haug was vegan, they'd see a Valentino and just be like: "datum, that's a nice steak!" (If this is offensive then I'm sorry it's not suppose to be;; )

Pocodile: LMAO

loopv: lol haugkal is not vegan, he is halal

Haugkall: Why would I say it's a nice steak? Steak is considered meat. I would say that's a nice fruit.

forerunner2: haug doesnt get the joke, abort the mission

Pocodile: no, i think they got the joke he's just doing that sarcastic responce lmao

Haugkall: I'm confused by "datum" did you mean "dayum"? Please explain the joke to me, a steak is meat.

Pocodile: meaning the guy was so ""atractive"" even as a vegan you still called him a "nice steak" like the term you used with "it would be a shame to see such a jucy piece of meat go to waste" and im 100% sure she meant dayum. This was just a joke based on your statement, don't look to deep into it haugkall

Haugkall: I see now, it's a nice joke. But I'm not a vegan so the joke wasn't appropriate. Maybe you could have said something like: Haugkall I thought you only liked vegetables like yourself.

Pocodile: you missed the "IF haugkall was vegan" there was an IF meaning legit, IF.

Pocodile: that was the point

Haugkall: Such jokes aren't funny unless they're done at someones expense. It would be funny if you told an actual vegan that.

-Hey ms vegan isn't he a nice piece of meat?
-I guess.
-But you don't like meat you're a vegan!
-Ok then he isn't a nice piece of meat!
-Yes, you only fancy drooling vegetables like that guy in the wheelchair over there.
-*Sigh*.

nonomeabbi: Pretty lol..

loopv: you know, iq 135

Pocodile: Not all jokes are made to degrade someone, just an fyi jokes can be harmless.
Like knock knock jokes,
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Better BEElieve I have a good sale on assorted honey out here!

Pocodile: Jokes aren't always supposed to be funny either, as long as it amuses the person making the joke, that's often enough.
It's like art. You can't please everyone. Like you, nothing ever fits your damn standards.
Oh well.
I'm done hERE.

nonomeabbi: Oh shit

Haugkall: Haha Pocodile that's funny, "better BEElieve". Did you come up with that, genius.

Pocodile: Ok I can't tell if you're being sarcastic about my crappy joke or if you're actually amused.

Haugkall: I was genuinely amused for half a second, I approve of your humor Pocodile. A fool couldn't have made such a joke, you're A okay in my book. Keep it up.

Pocodile: W h a t.

But that was so crappy, it's hard to believe that you were actually amused.

nonomeabbi: Oh.... well I guess my sense of humor is actually shit. Hmm, oh well, the only thing that's funny bout me, is my life. :]

forerunner2: @nonomeabbi: same